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Old 26-04-2017, 04:51 PM
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Re: No joke. M Looking for free bonking!

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Originally Posted by Bobby12BPopular View Post
Okay. I'm looking for any girl that want to bonk me.
About me, 30+ male, Bo Lui, skinny ugly sg man with 4". Sibei sad.
Looking for any girl that willing to meet. 1st meeting no bonking, petting only. Will bonk onli I somehow manage to charm u with my "charisma". Lol

What will happen:
We will meet dinner. Eat kopitiam (coz I Bo money de). But no worry. I treat.
Then go hotel happy happy.
If u find me too ugly n fear that ur body will rot if I touch u, u no need go hotel with me, just go find a car and ramp me if u want. But don't la, I treat u eat chicken rice then go home wash eyes, treat it as a nightmare, tml wake up a brand new day.

But if u okay with me. We go happy happy

My Expectation (ya, I got expectation de okay?)
1) 20 yo to 90yo (>20 seems too fresh.. And those <90yo abit difficult la, got to help u up to hotel room. I skinny no strength. But if u really interested, pls equip ur self with a wheelchair. So I can push u to room easily. Don't worry, all hotels are handicap friendly.)
2) no girls with dick (if ur dick bigger I inferior la) or 3 tits girls (nb, I only two hands)
3) no super horny girl. (This 1st meet up if to know each other more, no sex. If u rape me I call police!!)
4) no retarded girls ( if u plunk my nipple hair for fun how? I only left a few strands)
5) sincere n discreet only. (Say coming but fly kite, or bring ur bros n ssi eat dinner together. Be warned, I only can afford 1 plate of chicken rice. U bring then u have to share with them.)

Wat say u?

P.s. Bros n sis don't zap me. Even thou I dunno how this pts system.. I suppose u need pts to continue posting.

P.p.s.s good if u are gd at chatting. Me is a little humorous type, hope u are too. (And big breasts type.) (or chio bu) (or big breasts chio bu)
haha this is the best one