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Originally Posted by Totoboy2019
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Heads up that other bros and myself have had horrible experiences with this one. She is on SLG as 'Jo Jo'. I understand that one's meat may be another's poison, but it is hard for me to give her benefit of the doubt.
I will copy/paste my honest MR below so other bros can make an informed choice.
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https://sglonelyguy.org/jo-jo-massage/
Visited Jo Jo a while back, I think I have recovered enough from my experience to pen this review now.
She does not operate from the usual condo but from a MP on the 2nd floor of a very small retail building. I'm avoiding calling the building a mall because it really isn't. It's like if you cut out a tiny portion of places like Far East Plaza or Bugis Cube.
This raised my warning bells already and when she greeted me at the door I could tell she was about +5 years older than advertised, she's closer to mid-30s and you guys can discount ~40% or more from the pics.
Still, she had a good figure, looked reasonably presentable (made effort with make-up) and I'm into MILFs so I figured to proceed.
The entire MP is to herself and shower facilities are one of those standalone shower capsules we see in MPs nowadays. Fairly comfortable and clean.
I opted for the B2B massage with 2 shots and she immediately went into this tirade about how the 2nd shot is not guaranteed and given out of goodwill, customers should not expect any guarantees just because there's a post online (wtf?) despite her SLG listing clearly saying it's part of the agreed services. She did not bother with any pleasantries and immediately began jackhammering for the first HJ. No moans, no effort, no nothing. Just wanted to get the job over with.
She stripped nude to prepare for the B2B. Fake, enhanced boobs but the rest of her was fairly well-maintained and toned at least. Her massage was low effort and non-existent, complained she had no strength when I requested her to press harder. She did rub herself against me but it was commercial rather than sensual. The entire process (regular massage + B2B) lasted at most 15 minutes before she told me to flip over.
2nd HJ was done just as mechanically, she purposely positions herself to discourage you from pretty much any sort of interaction and does the same crazed jackhammering to try and get you off as quickly as possible.
Instead of an hour I got around 30mins for the whole ordeal. I was more disgusted than angry and wanted to GTFO asap. I think she could tell as well and suddenly changed her tone to add a lot more (very fake) politeness and GFE but I declined more time with her.
I asked her if she really felt that was worth $130. She didn't dare to answer. I put $100 on the table which I think was more than fair and waited for her response. None came. I asked her again. Blackface, no reply but at least she nodded acceptance this time.
Left without looking back. Needless to say no RTM. Everything on her SLG page cannot be trusted. Her pics are a lie, her services are a lie, the positive comments are either the worst case of "one man's meat another man's poison" I've seen or another set of lies.