Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
Q)Why does it take woman longer to have an orgasm?
A) Who cares??
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Rhyming Sex Terms
WANKY PANKY - fooling around, naughtier than hanky panky
THRUSTER BUSTER - a sudden noise that interrupts the act of sex, especially a doorbell, the sound of a spouse's car in the driveway, or the shrill voice of an unexpected parent
RUBBER FLUBBER - sudden realization that the condom has broken
BOOBIE LUBEY - stimulation of a female's breasts to arouse sexual
interest
DICKIE LICKIE - oral stimulation of the male's private parts
TUSHIE PUSHIE - doggie-style sexual intercourse
PECKER WRECKER - oral sex given to a man by a female wearing braces on her teeth
FUCKIE SUCKIE - oral sex and sexual intercourse both
STINKIE PINKIE - the result of sexual stimulation of the female's private parts by the male's hands
HUMMER CUMMER - I think you can figure out this one all by yourself!
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