Originally Posted by osamalee
Day 3
Proceeded to Nong Rim Klong at noon to try their famous crab omelette, had to wait 1hr to get a seat. The guy missed my order slip and made me wait longer, luckily i was alone so he slot me in to sit with others. Honestly i find it too oily even eating it with rice, but the serving is generous. Crab meat they used is from packets though, doubt its really fresh but the chunks are big.
Wanted to try Spring massage but had to wait 3 hours, so decided to try B**** Spa instead(this place are all SYTs). Taxi ride took me 45mins to get there from Sukhumvit. Reached early and the girl i made booking with was available, I was her 2nd and last customer for the day. Gave me a a confused look and brought me upstairs, told me to shower and will be back. Came back started talking in thai but i replied in English, another confused look.
Her: Where you from(in thai)
Me: Singapore
Her: How you know this place(in thai)
Me: smile
Her: Here only thai customer come(in thai)
Gave me good rub with oil top to bottom, i just let her do her thing without talking until she flip me over. As usual this is where the real teasing and questions are popped.
Her: Some customer come here never massage(in thai)
Her: What you come here for?(in thai)
Me: I dont know what service this place have
Her: HJ 500 BBBJ 1000 FJ 1500 which one you want? (In thai)
Before I replied her took off her cloths and started blowing me then ride me, rest is understood. After deed was done, showerd and dressed up
Her: Where you going tonight?(In thai)
Me: Drinking but not sure where
Her: My friend just break up with bf, tonight i going drinking you want come?(in thai)
Me: Ok give me location i meet you there
Turns out to be Route66, it was infested with people all over the world and rather packed in the EDM section, followed her to the table and her friends gave me the 'who the fuck are you look', heard they were asking her wtf was wrong with her, never seen her drink with any guys before. Opened another bottle Gold label to give her some face infront of her friends and the rest of the night became a breeze, exchanged shots between red and gold label until they surrendered.
Only hated those ego boosted guys going around tables trying to cheers and dance with the girls, knocking everyone around. And oh yes this is the first time i encountered drink getting spiked(my drink), the girls caught an black african throwing some pink pill into my cup...made a scene but server and bouncer arrived too late. Took a look at the pills he dropped but couldnt recognise them.
Sent them home after drinks, friend vommited in the cab and the food they ordered was dripping. Taxi driver took off his shirt for me to hold the food with a pissed face. Tipped him 200 after that and carried that piece of dead weight up to her room. Then the spa girl said ' ok now we can go back your room', unexpected but I knew what it meant. The taxi was still cleaning up the mess when we got down so I helped him abit and took his cab back to my place. Once again generously seeded her 4 times till noon.
Total damage: 2200(Spa) + 4000 Drinks+mixers
Day 4
The 2 girls took turns to call me on the way to airport and asked me when will i be back, replied.....next year hahaha.
KO in the place all the way back to SG.
My takeaway:
As people says, exploring local places has its rewards though not guaranteed. You have to locate your balls and just go walk in the places and see what it offers, there will be hits and misses. So if you want 100% a girl beside you everynight, dont bother trying.
Local places has its own way of operating so you got to be aware of your surroundings, observe body language and best if you can understand what they are saying, safety is still more important especially exploring alone. Dont be a macho and offend anyone, you might not see your balls attached to you in the morning.
Thai people love face even though they say otherwise, drinking places often involved tips so be cool about it. Make SG proud and tip similar to how thai are tipping.
Treat people with respect regardless is a girl or guy and they will somehow benefit you in some ways, especially if you are foreigner going into unfamiliar grounds, having a 'friend' is better then a carrot chopper.In my observation, the way locals drink with girls dont really involve much touching or petting. They dont like to be seen in public getting gropped all ways, with privacy yes more can be done. Last thing you want to be seen as a horny beast with no common sense, this will definitely not get you good endings.
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