Just a quick FR on my recent 2D2N trip to Patts
Big thanks to bro Fraser007, Doggiestyles, Yokosi, zmanz, ah hia and others who recently contributed FRs.
Stayed at Sabai Resort, between soi 2 n 3. Mostly single storey rooms and u can get clusters that are isolated n have their own jacuzzi n pool (Ruen Thai Paradise room). Rooms are big with a really strong AC to cool down the room in 5mins flat, in-room safe deposit box, cable tv, mini bar and decent bathroom (no bathtub though) for about 2000baht/night off season thru Agoda.com (good value IMHO). I did make full use of the jacuzzi in front of the room during the hot nights as its a good way u n ur girl/girls can cool off or get heated up whichever u prefer
. Jacuzzi easily fits 8 people or u could just jump in the pool beside it instead. The light switches r right beside it n the lights r pretty dim so it sets the mood just right hehe I did get caught fooling around in there by another gogo girl who was leaving her customer's room n she asked if she could join in but the girl I originally picked gave a firm no to the idea of a 3sum
Did abit of shopping along beach road, alot of stands and stalls have been set up along the beach kinda like night markets. There was also a big stage where a mini concert was being held, cute lil sao sao was singing some thai pop tunes.
On to the bar scenes,
Checked out most of the bars on soi 2 like Honey Pots and the gogo beside it as well as the open air bars along this soi but the pickings were rather slim. Short on time so lets just skip ahead to Walking St.
Met bro Fraser007 at the entrance n he basically gave me the 411 on the street. U could probably spend all ur time on this st for the entire duration of ur stay n still find new girls/shows that u missed the previous visit. We hit up quite a few bars but here is list of those worth remembering.
GOGO BARS
Angel Witch
Decent enough place with 1 or 2 above average girls but the main attraction is their choreographed shows which comes in 4 x10min sets at certain times. I must say the shows do beat the shite out of the nonsense performed in Dannok n is defo a must see. The girls who just do the shows r quite hot too, bout 2 stunners. One thing I found amusing was that after the performances the regular gogo girls will slide down the poles from the second floor to enter the stage fireman style
SuperGirl/SuperBaby
Best quality girls according to some of the bros here, but I must have been there on an off night as girls there werent exactly anything better from the the other bars. Did however get warned by bro Fraser007 that u can get some good lookers here but the service track record is pretty poor, some recent FRs have confirmed that.
Galaxy
Russian girl bar, quite hefty prices compared to the surrounding bars n the quality was really poor n I have seen tons of better looking white girls in my backyard but I gotta give some of them credit for really knowing how to work the pole. A ruskie girl offered me LT for 6kbaht, I guess thats excluding the barfine too.
Iron club
This is definitely my fav bar n where I found the better looking girls to be. Bar is like a long corridoor with girls at the front in bikinis (they r cheaper too) a jacuzzi in the middle n another more elaborate stage at the end where all the girls r in their birthday suits (slightly more pricier). Saw a really cute mixed girl working here n I am a sucker for Eurasians but boy is she popular I ended up having to make a booking for the next day to get her.
Airport
Who doesnt love women in sexy uniforms? haha really cute outfits but that said the girls werent particularly anything spectacular. Still a good place to go have a few drinks n kill some time.
PUB/DISCO (FL pickup joints)
Walking St Pub
Rigth at the start of walking street, its just a regular pub with a small dance floor n pool tables filled mostly with FLs on the game. A decent place to kill time n get hit on by every girl that u pass. Be clear about the cocktails u order in that what u want exactly mixed... I got the worst mojito ever here as they substituted the mint with like lemon grass eeew*
Lucifer
Another hard core disco that plays mostly house kinda music, place gets packed around 1-2am n its FLs galore in there, kinda hard to scan n see the girls faces but I guess thats the idea as usually u'd be too smashed to notice anyway when u get here. Be warned that u will have your ass grabbed every 3m as u walk thru the crowd so watch ur wallet if worried about pickpockets or cover ur package if ur worried about LBs hehe
Noir Disco
Near Hollywood Disco. Standard club setup with standing tables in the centre in front of the DJ booth with couch surrounding the walls, also a side section near the entrance with a pool table. Its about 2200baht for a bottle of Black Label with 8 mixers/ice/popcorn. U can also get those shi-sha smoking pipes for about 300+baht. Crowd only gets in around 3am but definitely some cute girls around, I think most r either from Bangkok with friends having the weekend off as a few spoke to me when I hanging around the area between the main dancefloor n the pool table section.
-5 Ice bar
This is at the base of Amari Nova Suites (very close to Noir n Hollywood disco). Its basically a freezer room made entirely of ice from the bar to the furniture to the shot glasses u drink out of. Think of the ice bar in Titanium on Sukhumvit in BKK but way better. Coats and mittens provided n the cover charge is 500baht/person with unlimited vodka shots for the first 20mins. Actually there is no time limit as they will just keep serving u till either u're smashed out of ur mind or u cant stand teh cold anymore. Even if u r used to the cold as I know most bros here r quite well travelled, ur thai girl is not n will want to get out soon as she feels for the first time what its like to have ur skin go numb from the cold. But still a good place to bring ur girl n get her liquored up in record time then head back to the jacuzzi for some preliminary action before taking in the main event in ur bedroom
SOAPY MP
Sabai Body Massage
Big place next to Sabai Resort, only fishbowl available, mostly MILF quality although the Papasan said to come back around 6pm for full stock viewing. Quoted price was 2200baht n he refused to budge. I know for a fact its only 1700baht.
Sabai Land Massage
Corner of soi 3, opposite road from Sabai Body. Old papasan quoted me 1700baht n although the fishbowl is slightly smaller the girls were of slightly better stock n i mean there is nothing better than 6/10 here so dont expect stunners like in Amsterdam BKK.
Sabai Dee Massage
Short walk down the street from Sabai Land, big place with fishbowl n sideliners some of which were pretty cute, probably the cutest SYTs compared to the other places but not by a big margin 6.5/10 at best with one 7/10 getting booked out just as I walked in... poor timing. Although the papasan was asking for 2700baht n refused to budge, could get way better girls for cheaper in BKK. Maybe I need to go with a Thai person to see what the real rates r.
Thats about it really from me, as my trip was rather short.
But from what I learnt
- plan as much as u want, u will never stick to it (but i still like planning anyway cos it fills up ur time n fires u up before the trip)
- always have a map handy to know where u r goin
- u can never ever see all the bars so if u see something u really like, get her straight away or at least pay her bf n come back for her later as hot girls will be around for long before they r snapped up by the next punter
- the girls rotate so often that whatever bar someones recommends today will be totally different the following month so thats y planning doesnt really work n u just have to get out there with ur indiana jones hat on
- the girls r nowhere near BKK standards so dont expect young hi-so syts, they r however similar to the quality u get in HelloBKK in Dannok except the sheer volume here is way larger
- Pattaya only has dark issarn girls is the BIGGEST MYTH ever! I dont know who start spreading this rumour but obviously he was colour blind. There r stacks of fair thai girls here too
These are just observations I draw based on my own personal experience n some may agree n some may not but all I am saying is that, I was there n this is what I saw.