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Originally Posted by funboi
When I first go bkk explore those massage shop, apnam disco etc i suagu max. Cannot speak much Thai some more. I remember Nataree walk pass a few times i also nv go in cuz last time that stretch so many apnam till one day i decide to open the magical door. Then Emanuelle wa must climb the stair case i also a bit unsure leh scali climb wrong how? Then alway see Amsterdam lah Caesar lah Poseidon lah building like not bad hor then venture further deeper go copa lah colonze lah always walk to find damn shag. Friend always say go the lord the lord like go see god. Then all the massage shops always read pp FR be it here or other forums then also walk all the sois duno which shop to choose then use heart feel lah humtum go especially one soi inside got 3-5 shops. Then suagu cashier ask me see album knn choose the girl n no have n no have n no have till later got girls line up for me to see till knn all the girls know me liao they all stand there see me smile hinting ask me choose them i also paiseh scared later i choose the other one angry then from 1 shot to 2 shot to unlimited shots till massage girl willingly go out with me and let me fuck her overnight free doing karma sutra then from cd become raw then scare hiv then ownself go explore find walk red cross clinic damn hard to find till finally 2nd time found it and hiv test negative then from there chiong more and more siong fuck n fuck every where and go disco first time order drink or go in pay entrance then finally realized i should open bottle more wuhua then make friends with all the staff till i become their vip customer then suagu nv go agogo b4 scare go nana scare go scb cuz scared later got pickpocket or ladyboy what cuz see liao so messy then finally go liao nana simi rainbow bacara simi duno what knn all ladyboys inside till finally go into the correct one inside sit down drink beer look around knn like a lot japs then later thru connection kana intro with the mama san the boss there and all the girls there actually see liao not bad sexy. Then thermae knn also at first duno where till find that stupid entrance inside so many girls also shy duno how to approach just keep beoing till one day got endless balls just aim and go ask n tabao till go gclub knn the girls all there sibei sui see liao like go heaven like that all so sexy so sweet till wana make her forever be mine then go eat duno speak thai duno how to order just point finger say ni ni ni ah ni ah non go food court also suagu cuz realized not same sg they use top up card then order desert also suagu so many toppings to choose then go market walk walk till shag then bring girls go shopping buy this buy that eat this eat that then go airport knn kana traffic jam late for flight then immigration so long q. then go many temples knn forever i only remember wat hualumpong name cuz knn i think the temple not at hualum pong bts i think. then take bus really old school no aircon open window type and have one guy collect money from me. i taxi i scare driver scam me fare then i also must add airport charge then no taxi then i quote taxi fare privately then tuk tuk i scare they bring me holan go where they always ask me wana go bombom or not they bring me then motosai i ride first time cuz sg no have and so cheap then i take bts like same sg learn buy ticket then i started driving in bkk till i use gps go round and round canntot read the sign board must read english then toll way learn pay how much then learn traffic light signal not same sg then traffic jam learn how to move around then drive to phuket drive to issan drive to pattaya then need to pump petrol i also duno just open window point finger or tell the name of the petrol then i suagu and realised petrol also got another cheaper type so cheap till laosai then drive into country knn the road got good got bad got bumpy got no road light pitch dark got super high moutain heavy rain up hill down hill dangerous truck zoom by you see rice field so vast and so many plantation and so many cows and experience everything then eat fried insects and chiong country disco so crazy!!!! And listen Thai band and concert. and Songkran worry water wet my things my phone n still must chiong! Sawadee Kup! Welcome to Thailand!!!!!!
Now? I walk I see I go in I order I fuck I enjoy.  Some time I don't even remember their name and where is it 55555555.
All newbies after read finish above you are ready to chiong thailand 55555  Recite 10 times if neccessary |
Not forgetting Galaxy No Hands Restaurant near Patpong....
Picked up my very first FL there for overnight, GFE gao gao, very nice memories from a long time ago...
