blowjob

boyboyboy · #1 09-04-2006, 01:27 AM

Hi, my gf gave me a few sec of blowjob just now. I think she suck too hard, cause my dick head like gt abit of change to a darker colour. Something like when u suck on ur skin, there will be a patch of darker red colour. My gf felt terrible now, and kept crying cos she feel that very bad now. May i know around how long will the colour come back , and is my condition normal ?

CravenSg · #2 09-04-2006, 09:54 AM

If you are young enough to panic just because your dick turned a bit red....

Go see a doc la, just tell him dick turned red and no need to mention the blowjob part.

Haha, to be young again...

SDMM · #3 09-04-2006, 10:10 AM

make full use of the situation. tell ur gf that it is all her fault and she has to make up for it. tell her u will teach her the finer points of a bj so that she wont hurt u anymore. can get more sex by telling her to make up for her mistake

spermmann2003 · #4 09-04-2006, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by boyboyboy

Hi, my gf gave me a few sec of blowjob just now. I think she suck too hard, cause my dick head like gt abit of change to a darker colour. Something like when u suck on ur skin, there will be a patch of darker red colour. My gf felt terrible now, and kept crying cos she feel that very bad now. May i know around how long will the colour come back , and is my condition normal ?

You are dead little boy. I believe this is the long lost Dicky poison.

3 days later your dicky will turn purple and fall off. Unless you seek treatment.

I happen to have the antidote to cure your poisoned dicky. Transfer money to me ASAP then we can talk.

stiffneck · #5 09-04-2006, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by spermmann2003

You are dead little boy. I believe this is the long lost Dicky poison.

3 days later your dicky will turn purple and fall off. Unless you seek treatment.

I happen to have the antidote to cure your poisoned dicky. Transfer money to me ASAP then we can talk.

My dick turned "dark" long time a go.So can i still be "safed" if yes i will transfer all my money to you can?Muhahahahahaha!!!

Good one!!!

spermmann2003 · #6 09-04-2006, 10:33 AM

hahaha, i am sorry bro. Your dicky has kena poisoned too many times already. Same like mine.

roary909 · #7 09-04-2006, 10:54 AM

Looks like you've been infected with the fellatio virus. The only cure is to send your gf to me or any of the more experienced sammy brothers here. Then we can transfer the antidote to her. It has to be injected into her body by using a phallic instrument. Once that is done, it will be safe for her to give you blowjobs in the future.

Otherwise, 1 of 2 things will happen. You will suffer post blowjob trauma and your penis will shrink into your body, or the virus will cause the head of your penis to fall off within 48 hours.

NB : If one dose doesn't help, maybe your gf has to undergo repeated doses or multiple doses at the same time.

virill · #8 09-04-2006, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by spermmann2003

You are dead little boy. I believe this is the long lost Dicky poison.

3 days later your dicky will turn purple and fall off. Unless you seek treatment.

I happen to have the antidote to cure your poisoned dicky. Transfer money to me ASAP then we can talk.

That is really a funny one... Stop teasing him .... lol

just let ur dick rest for one week ..

tk-king · #9 09-04-2006, 11:43 AM

i dunno if its normal but sometimes i got love bite on my head
when it touch the red spot den it will vibrate lol

SassySammy · #10 09-04-2006, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by tk-king

i dunno if its normal but sometimes i got love bite on my head
when it touch the red spot den it will vibrate lol

hhhaha What do u mean?? When u touch the hickey it will vibrate??

that's kinda amusing

alf98 · #11 09-04-2006, 12:02 PM

3boys!! Is ok lah don't worry...just rest for few days ok liao....If blood collection there it will take 2 weeks to full healed....But in the mean time still can chiong if there is no pain lor...But just go easy!!!!

tk-king · #12 09-04-2006, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by SassySammy

hhhaha What do u mean?? When u touch the hickey it will vibrate??

that's kinda amusing

sometimes after a long blow, my small head will have one little red spot abt 2mm big

by touching the spot when erected will make it move upwards n downward once
like bouncing like dat

when licking or sucking it spot is heaven lol

rokket · #13 09-04-2006, 01:40 PM

You guys are damn freaking funny! Enjoy the reading material thoroughtly.

decimal86 · #14 09-04-2006, 01:55 PM

sometimes like that one. she wants to make you happy and tries too hard. but if i were you, i would not sneeze.

your didi might drop off!

SassySammy · #15 09-04-2006, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by tk-king

sometimes after a long blow, my small head will have one little red spot abt 2mm big

by touching the spot when erected will make it move upwards n downward once
like bouncing like dat

when licking or sucking it spot is heaven lol

oh u meant small head! i thought u had a love bite on your forehead hahaha