Help i need new kinky masturbation ideas

[Jumpingjolly]

Originally Posted by mymail

Got a very strong feeling that at TS is a GUY. Look at that sign off signature, normal female won't have that "Chaturbabe" thing there to promote it. Unless TS is a Lesbian. If TS is a female, well TS.. You are indeed extreme to gain organism by peeing in your pants and drinking up your own pee.

Why not a few video of you peeing in your pants / pee into a cup and drink it and then show us how you gain organism..?? I believe fellow brothers are keen to know too.

Idea: Get into an urine sensor lift and pee. Thereafter, get yourself into to organism. When the lift technician or who ever arrived...

Technician: Miss, did you just pee in the lift? Can't you control your bladder?
Fatchick: Well I was just trying to reach organism that's all.
Technician: Really? Here is a fine for you for getting yourself organism.


Hmmm... School Holiday?

Orgasnism? You want a girl to reach organism? LOL.

[mymail]

Originally Posted by Jumpingjolly

Orgasnism? You want a girl to reach organism? LOL.

LOL.. Typo.. My vocabulary is limited...

Better change it to the right spelling - Orgasm.

Bro/Sis - Thank you.

[acidicavex]

TS shaft one ice stick in pussy n one in the ass.
but do have a thick towel on standby.

[TommyPingPong]

Try using a bitter gourd wrapped in condom or best raw lub properly with some KY or durex. I am sure the smooth but uneven shape bitter gourd will give you pleasure to heaven!

[mymail]

Originally Posted by TommyPingPong

Try using a bitter gourd wrapped in condom or best raw lub properly with some KY or durex. I am sure the smooth but uneven shape bitter gourd will give you pleasure to heaven!

Don't need to use KY.

For better result, wrap the condom over the bitter gourd and apply [Axe Brand Medicated Oil] on the condom. Thereafter, cut some of your hair into super fine and short (about 0.2mm long) and apply on the condom. Then wet your opening (be it pussy or anal) and insert that it..

Bitter Gourd + Condom + Medicated Oil + Fine Hair =
Shiokness to the Max!

[clinton]

Originally Posted by fatChick5

Hey I've recently been very bored with my usual masturbation most of the time I'll deepthroat thing till I puke fuck my ass or put things up there like liquids or whipped cream or piss my pants or drink my piss. While I enjoy all of this a lot I'm looking to try some new fun and crazy ideas I'd love your suggestions please reply or pm me with some ideas

hi are u a sis here? what is fun doing yourself?

can we fun together to explore the kinky ideas

[formula1]

Originally Posted by mymail

Got a very strong feeling that at TS is a GUY. Look at that sign off signature, normal female won't have that "Chaturbabe" thing there to promote it. Unless TS is a Lesbian. If TS is a female, well TS.. You are indeed extreme to gain orgasm by peeing in your pants and drinking up your own pee.

Technician: Really? Here is a fine for you for getting yourself orgasm.

Hmmm... School Holiday?

ya bro agree, ts more like a guy, maybe secondary school boy

[formula1]

Originally Posted by TommyPingPong

Try using a bitter gourd wrapped in condom or best raw lub properly with some KY or durex. I am sure the smooth but uneven shape bitter gourd will give you pleasure to heaven!

bro good suggestion hehe, you tried before hehe ? ups +6 cheers