I have a sinister plan on my SIL

[rogertks]

Hi fellow Samsters, recently I noticed my SIL, who is single and available, is on dating apps like CMB and Boo. CMB I know la but Boo is something new to me! Then I thought of a sinister plan, which is to create a fake account on those apps to chat her up, slowly build her trust and potentially get to involve in exciting activities with her.

Anyone thought of this or did this before? Mind sharing your experience for those who did?

[Adams]

You are hoping against hope that she will go along with you when she knows it is you and not tell her sis ?
Thats hoping for a bit much.
I won't go for it, but I do hope you succeed if you do go ahead.

[WinterMelonTree]

a rather ambitious and convoluted plan with little ROI and extreme risk.

basically you gotta,

1. created a fake account and fake pics. spend effort and time to chat her up
2. get her interested enough to meet
3. see her horrified that its actually the BIL playing a trick. but she's still horny enough to fuck (?) and also praying that she won't sexpose you to your whole family and basically ruining you?

confirm thinking with your small head and not the big head. but you do you. lol

[Funlover]

How close is she to your wife and also how is the chemistry between u 2 in the family? If is not anywhere close to being the perfect 100 and also she being extremely close and well with her sister. I urge u not to try.. u will only be digging your own grave..

[hayhay]

Ccb all the short form I don’t understand. What u younger learning now?

[zidane313]

Can you even clear the first step, matching with her on the app🤣

[Loott]

(Effort vs probability of success vs fallout) multiplied by how hot she is.

Too much for too little certainty with potential for far more problems than its worth.

If you are really that intent on her, why not just subtly hit on her direct instead of so many steps ?