Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread] - Page 927

thrash · #**13891** 30-09-2022, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Hurricane88

*Recession is nothing but convergence of greed of government to extract more taxes, greed of big businesses to be more profitable by reducing quality and using unfair practices and also of careless arrogant employees giving pathetic service as long as profits are coming. Recession is the punishment given to businesses and government by people by restricting their spending.

Nice article, worth reading ..😊

Very nice share bro

ferr4ri · #**13892** 01-10-2022, 10:48 AM

what do pools and women have in common??

- both cost you a lot of money for the amount of time you spend in them

Hurricane88 · #**13893** 01-10-2022, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by ferr4ri

what do pools and women have in common??

- both cost you a lot of money for the amount of time you spend in them

Haha simple nice joke...

ClassicPepsi · #**13894** 01-10-2022, 07:04 PM

Thanks bros for sharing very good jokes!

signo · #**13895** 02-10-2022, 12:19 PM

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OhMTJ4RQV0s

Dragon2024 · #**13896** 03-10-2022, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by ClassicPepsi

Thanks bros for sharing very good jokes!

MY exact sentiments.

warbird · #**13897** 04-10-2022, 04:23 PM

A joke from the past era:

An old Chinese lady was peddling drinks and cut fruits on a trishaw by the roadside.

One day, an Ang Moh man came to her stall and asked "how much?" while pointing at some cut fruits.

The lady understood what the white guy meant but she was not able to say 40 sen in English. She only knew Hakka which literally pronounced as "see cock". So, she told him in a friendly manner, "See cock".

The Ang Moh man was shocked. Unbelievably, he asked, "See cock?"

The lady reaffirmed in a mix of Malay & Hakka "Ya, see cock"

Again the Ang Moh guy asked, "Oh? Really? You want to See cock as the price for your cut fruits?"

Not understanding a word the Ang Moh said, the lady starts to demand, "See cock!"

The white guy saw that the lady was adamant and was mumbling to himself, "jeez, what's wrong with the people here? See my cock as payment for a piece of fruit".

Meanwhile, the lady was getting impatient. She started to raise her voice and demanded, "See cock" at him.

So, he unwillingly opened his zip and lowered down his underwear to pull out his pecker to show the lady as demanded.

Upon seeing the Ang Moh flashing himself at her, the lady panicked and started screaming frantically for help in Malay, "Tolong! Tolong!"

The Ang Moh man was all confused. He said, "At first you demanded to see my cock. And now you are screaming it's too long! Gawd!!"

evanalnightly · #**13898** 04-10-2022, 05:17 PM

Wahahahaa that's a nice one bro warbird!

Hurricane88 · #**13899** 05-10-2022, 03:45 AM

In an American family, the youngest son asked his dad: what's the difference between 'hypothetically' & 'reality'?

Dad turns to wife: Would u sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million?

Wife: Of course! I would never waste such an opportunity.

Then Dad asked daughter: Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 Million?

Daughter: Yes he's my fantasy!

Dad asked eldest son: Would you sleep with, Tom Cruise for 1 million?

Eldest Son: Why not? Imagine what I could do with that money!

Father turns to his younger son: You see son, 'Hypothetically' we are sitting with 3 millionaires,
but in 'Reality' we are living with 2 prostitutes & 1 gay Bastard!!
😂😂😂

Samkieu · #**13900** 05-10-2022, 05:19 AM

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Originally Posted by warbird

A joke from the past era:

An old Chinese lady was peddling drinks and cut fruits on a trishaw by the roadside.

One day, an Ang Moh man came to her stall and asked "how much?" while pointing at some cut fruits.

The lady understood what the white guy meant but she was not able to say 40 sen in English. She only knew Hakka which literally pronounced as "see cock". So, she told him in a friendly manner, "See cock".

The Ang Moh man was shocked. Unbelievably, he asked, "See cock?"

The lady reaffirmed in a mix of Malay & Hakka "Ya, see cock"

Again the Ang Moh guy asked, "Oh? Really? You want to See cock as the price for your cut fruits?"

Not understanding a word the Ang Moh said, the lady starts to demand, "See cock!"

The white guy saw that the lady was adamant and was mumbling to himself, "jeez, what's wrong with the people here? See my cock as payment for a piece of fruit".

Meanwhile, the lady was getting impatient. She started to raise her voice and demanded, "See cock" at him.

So, he unwillingly opened his zip and lowered down his underwear to pull out his pecker to show the lady as demanded.

Upon seeing the Ang Moh flashing himself at her, the lady panicked and started screaming frantically for help in Malay, "Tolong! Tolong!"

The Ang Moh man was all confused. He said, "At first you demanded to see my cock. And now you are screaming it's too long! Gawd!!"

Very nice jokes thanks.

dyelook · #**13901** 05-10-2022, 03:25 PM

laughter bumps...

WOOHOO · #**13902** 05-10-2022, 04:57 PM

Mr. Tan shares with doc; "I feel just fine, doc. But you know, it's the strangest thing. Every night when I get up to pang jio (urinate), the bathroom light goes on for me automatically when I open the door!"

The doctor is worried that the old man is getting senile, so he phones the man's son, and the son's wife answers. The doctor tells her; "Mrs. Tan, I'm a little concerned about your father-in-law. It seems that when he gets up to urinate at night and opens the bathroom door, the light somehow goes on...

At this point, Mrs. Tan yells; "Ah Seng! Ah Pa pang jio in the fridge again!"

🤣🤣🤣

loneyheart · #**13903** 05-10-2022, 05:09 PM

Haha tats a good 1

Hurricane88 · #**13904** 07-10-2022, 02:54 AM

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus
stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes.

When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.

After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy." The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be
riding the bus... so shut up."

Samkieu · #**13905** 07-10-2022, 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus
stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes.

When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.

After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy." The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be
riding the bus... so shut up."

Another good joke.