Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread] - Page 640

maddoff · #**9586** 15-01-2019, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by etsys

Another one. .

Thnak you for sharing nice jokes.

Keep the jokes coming.

Istimewa · #**9587** 15-01-2019, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by etsys

Another one. .

Tnhaks for sharing bro, please keep going.

TakeAHotPill · #**9588** 15-01-2019, 04:20 PM

Excellent thread for jokes, thanks everyone!

Hurricane88 · #**9589** 16-01-2019, 04:29 AM

Joke for today...

*ANOTHER OPPORTUNTY BECKONS*

Looking for a job...?

*Wanted : Gynecologist's Assistant*

A man went to Mount Elizabeth Hospital and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the reception for details.

The reception pulled up the file and read :

"The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynaecologist...

You have to help the women out of their underwear,
lay them down and carefully wash their private regions,
then apply shaving foam and gently shave off their pubic hair,
then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynaecologist's examination.

The monthly salary is $3,000.00 and...
if you're interested you'll have to go to Batu Pahat”

"Wah lau , is that where the job is?" asked the man....

She answered,

*"No, that's where the end of the queue is now."*

wokesterism · #**9590** 16-01-2019, 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Joke for today...

*ANOTHER OPPORTUNTY BECKONS*

Looking for a job...?

*Wanted : Gynecologist's Assistant*

A man went to Mount Elizabeth Hospital and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the reception for details.

The reception pulled up the file and read :

"The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynaecologist...

You have to help the women out of their underwear,
lay them down and carefully wash their private regions,
then apply shaving foam and gently shave off their pubic hair,
then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynaecologist's examination.

The monthly salary is $3,000.00 and...
if you're interested you'll have to go to Batu Pahat”

"Wah lau , is that where the job is?" asked the man....

She answered,

*"No, that's where the end of the queue is now."*

Bro - thks for sharing nice jokes.
Hope you can share more jokes.

dodo654321 · #**9591** 16-01-2019, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Joke for today...

*ANOTHER OPPORTUNTY BECKONS*

*"No, that's where the end of the queue is now."*

Bwahahahah!!!!

verge · #**9592** 16-01-2019, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dodo654321

Bwahahahah!!!!

I laugh till Batu Pahat lor.
Cheers.

absolutemayhem · #**9593** 16-01-2019, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by verge

I laugh till Batu Pahat lor.
Cheers.

I was about to say that.

Hurricane88 · #**9594** 16-01-2019, 01:22 PM

Simple joke to share...

megabargold · #**9595** 16-01-2019, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Joke for today...

*ANOTHER OPPORTUNTY BECKONS*

Looking for a job...?

*Wanted : Gynecologist's Assistant*

A man went to Mount Elizabeth Hospital and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the reception for details.

The reception pulled up the file and read :

"The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynaecologist...

You have to help the women out of their underwear,
lay them down and carefully wash their private regions,
then apply shaving foam and gently shave off their pubic hair,
then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynaecologist's examination.

The monthly salary is $3,000.00 and...
if you're interested you'll have to go to Batu Pahat”

"Wah lau , is that where the job is?" asked the man....

She answered,

*"No, that's where the end of the queue is now."*

Thx for sharing good jokes bro.
Waiting for more jokes from you.

SergioLopaz · #**9596** 16-01-2019, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wokesterism

Bro - thks for sharing nice jokes.
Hope you can share more jokes.

My exact sentiments.

stanins · #**9597** 16-01-2019, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Simple joke to share...

Hahaha laugh all the way to Bankgkok

bigbirdbird · #**9598** 16-01-2019, 09:44 PM

some days ago,
I know a a girl on the Internet.
Beautiful, and sexy...
After some chat, I feel attracted.

yesterday She asked me to go to her house and said:
My husband is on a business trip, im alone.

I am very cautious and Asked:
Will the husband suddenly come back?

She said: No.
Just in case he does.
You just say:
You are from the cleaning company.
The company sent you to clean.
Rubbing the glass or something.
Anyway, the New Year is coming.
My husband won't doubt it.

result
i was at her house.
and a big coincidence. not even minutes in the house. Her husband is back.
I haven't even touched her hand yet.

I have to be quiet and pretend to do cleaning. wiping windows. clean the kitchen and floor. Also tidy the bedrooms and Wash the bathroom...
His husband is next to me giving all kinds of instructions.

When finished and about to leave.
Her husband asked: How much?
She said: I have already paid the company.

On the way home.
The more I think about it, the more I felt DAMN cheated 😰...

CNY is around the corner, cleaners is hard to find, beware of the new scam.
Everyone should be careful...😂😂😂

garion · #**9599** 16-01-2019, 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigbirdbird

some days ago,
I know a a girl on the Internet.
Beautiful, and sexy...
After some chat, I feel attracted.

yesterday She asked me to go to her house and said:
My husband is on a business trip, im alone.

I am very cautious and Asked:
Will the husband suddenly come back?

She said: No.
Just in case he does.
You just say:
You are from the cleaning company.
The company sent you to clean.
Rubbing the glass or something.
Anyway, the New Year is coming.
My husband won't doubt it.

result
i was at her house.
and a big coincidence. not even minutes in the house. Her husband is back.
I haven't even touched her hand yet.

I have to be quiet and pretend to do cleaning. wiping windows. clean the kitchen and floor. Also tidy the bedrooms and Wash the bathroom...
His husband is next to me giving all kinds of instructions.

When finished and about to leave.
Her husband asked: How much?
She said: I have already paid the company.

On the way home.
The more I think about it, the more I felt DAMN cheated 😰...

CNY is around the corner, cleaners is hard to find, beware of the new scam.
Everyone should be careful...😂😂😂

quite true hor..........better be careful....................

bigbirdbird · #**9600** 20-01-2019, 12:45 PM

Basic English is easy to command, but can be confusing to others 😓

Muthu washed his underwear and hung it to dry on his neighbour's fence. Since it was the rainy season, he clipped a note on it with his basic English.
Ambika his neighbour, got a shock of her life when she read his note:

Please remind me to remove my underwear, when you remove your clothes!! 😅😅😅