Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread] - Page 752

loandbehold · #**11266** 11-11-2019, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kid A

An 8-year-old choir boy catches the catholic priest masturbating.

He said, "What are you doing father?"

"It's called masturbating, my son” the priest replied, "You'll be doing this soon."

"Why's that father?" he asked.

"Because my wrist is killing me” the priest replied.

Nice joke pal. Thanks pal.

DuckPresco · #**11267** 11-11-2019, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kid A

An 8-year-old choir boy catches the catholic priest masturbating.

He said, "What are you doing father?"

"It's called masturbating, my son” the priest replied, "You'll be doing this soon."

"Why's that father?" he asked.

"Because my wrist is killing me” the priest replied.

Nice share friend, thanks.

CircleTuSolar · #**11268** 11-11-2019, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wowkonnichi

I prefer to check mine hourly

Twice a day should be good enough

Hurricane88 · #**11269** 13-11-2019, 11:13 AM

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

Sun Grilled Tourist: £5.00
Broiled Missionary: £7.00
Fried Explorer with garlic: £9.00
Freshly Baked: Politicians £150.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a huge price difference for the Politicians?'

The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning!'
😂😄😂

Hurricane88 · #**11270** 13-11-2019, 11:13 AM

Some guru on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and left incomplete ...

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started but hadn't finished.

Then, by evening I had finished off half a bottle of Vodka, a bottle of Baileys, a quarter of a bottle of Glenfiddich, a pack of Salted Almonds, a 1/2 cheesecake and a box of Swiss chocolates.

You have no idea how fabulous I am feeling now.

Please send this one to those you feel are in need of inner peace.

😂😂😂😂😂

God bless the Guru 😉😉😉😉

Pumpido · #**11271** 13-11-2019, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

Sun Grilled Tourist: £5.00
Broiled Missionary: £7.00
Fried Explorer with garlic: £9.00
Freshly Baked: Politicians £150.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a huge price difference for the Politicians?'

The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning!'
😂😄😂

Very true LOL

NastyThaiboy · #**11272** 14-11-2019, 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

Sun Grilled Tourist: £5.00
Broiled Missionary: £7.00
Fried Explorer with garlic: £9.00
Freshly Baked: Politicians £150.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a huge price difference for the Politicians?'

The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning!'
😂😄😂

hahaha, this is funny. great share bro.

Hurricane88 · #**11273** 14-11-2019, 09:39 AM

Jokes for today...

draftform · #**11274** 14-11-2019, 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Jokes for today...

Patrons love discount! hahahahaha. LMFAO!

linebacker · #**11275** 14-11-2019, 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Jokes for today...

FB eat whole chicken. Hope to read more.

ussr088 · #**11276** 14-11-2019, 10:35 AM

Cannot stop laughing at some of the jokes. Hope to read more nice jokes.

Hansen6 · #**11277** 14-11-2019, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Nice share bro, hoping for more.

wowkonnichi · #**11278** 14-11-2019, 12:35 PM

ROFL reading all these jokes, camping here for more.

qana · #**11279** 14-11-2019, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

**Cultural Gap
When there is power failure in America, they call the power house.
In Japan, they test the fuse,
But in Malaysia they look at their neighbours' hse.
😀😀😀

What a funny one, thanks!

xeneize · #**11280** 14-11-2019, 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Some guru on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and left incomplete ...

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started but hadn't finished.

Then, by evening I had finished off half a bottle of Vodka, a bottle of Baileys, a quarter of a bottle of Glenfiddich, a pack of Salted Almonds, a 1/2 cheesecake and a box of Swiss chocolates.

You have no idea how fabulous I am feeling now.

Please send this one to those you feel are in need of inner peace.

😂😂😂😂😂

God bless the Guru 😉😉😉😉

Haha nice share, bless the Guru too