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Old 22-08-2019, 04:25 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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Time for lol again
Nice share bro LOL
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Old 23-08-2019, 09:41 AM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

A beautiful prostitute attended a high profile function. When it was time for introductions you could hear, I am Dr this and that, professor this or that, Barristers, engineers this and that etc.
When it was the turn of the prostitute, she calmly said she is a Civil Engineer.
Another curious engineer in the room got interested and asked her for area of specialization. And the lady calmly responded:

_i demolish erections_😜
😂😂🤣🤣

separately another joke...

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Old 23-08-2019, 09:42 AM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

Ladies discussing their sex life...

Mrs Shukla- I notice that when I go down on Shuklaji and give a blowjob his balls are always cold.

Mrs khosla-- Mr khosla's balls are cold too, when I give Blowjob.

Mrs nair is shocked, How can you both do such thing, It is disgusting.

Both explain to mrs nair that a blowjob is the best way in getting him to buy Jewelry.

Mrs. Nair agrees and says-I will try tonight.

Next Day....Both are shocked to see mrs nairs face bruised and beaten black n blue,

What Happened they asked ??

Mrs. Nair-- mr. Nair did this.

Ladies- But why ??

Mrs nair-- I don't know, I was giving blowjob and all I said was - Hey your balls are also cold like Mr. Shukla and Mr. Khosla..😷😭😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Old 23-08-2019, 10:18 AM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

Never post a joke here before but for me I think it pretty funny reading abt it

https://sg.yahoo.com/news/esm-goh-ch...144459356.html

Another joke of the day for me
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Old 23-08-2019, 11:14 AM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

More TGIF jokes...

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Old 23-08-2019, 03:19 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

Haha omg. Winner of anal sex. Laugh till i drop.

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More TGIF jokes...

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Old 23-08-2019, 04:56 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

must share this...

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Old 23-08-2019, 06:28 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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Wahahaa so damn funny
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Old 23-08-2019, 06:40 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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Never post a joke here before but for me I think it pretty funny reading abt it

https://sg.yahoo.com/news/esm-goh-ch...144459356.html

Another joke of the day for me
Nice share bro. First is World Cup 2010 dream, now is 2034

What about his promise to give us a Swiss standard of living? Another joke of his I guess
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Old 23-08-2019, 10:26 PM
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Nice share bro. First is World Cup 2010 dream, now is 2034

What about his promise to give us a Swiss standard of living? Another joke of his I guess
His constituents must love jokes
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Old 23-08-2019, 10:40 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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His constituents must love jokes
You mean balls-carrying constituents?
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Old 25-08-2019, 10:59 AM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]


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Some more lol for the day
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Old 25-08-2019, 11:35 AM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

Very good jokes here, thanks bros!
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must share this...
More like reality than joke.
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More jokes today...

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