masturbation techniques

[tyguy2911]

Hello bros,

I have heard of many effective techniques such as using banana skin, papaya, baby lotion and etc. there's also a method of making a DIY fleshlight but I never succeeded with that lol.

anymore that any bros are willing to share?

cheers.

[Kim Jiao Ong]

Wrap a $50 note around your dick and wank. Same end result from going to a dirty spa but u get to keep the $50

[ddog]

get sotong cut it and stuck it in. Or get a chicken, cheap and never complain

[Nivea]

Use squid to stuff more shiok.

[tyguy2911]

holy crap that looks more violent than fun

[szczesny]

Originally Posted by ddog

get sotong cut it and stuck it in. Or get a chicken, cheap and never complain
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After finishing u still can have KFC or curry chicken!

[hokkienguy]

wah lau eh.. why use food n animal? er xin daoooooooooooooo

[NightProwler]

Having been doing the deed for more than 25 years, I do have a neat trick up my sleeves that my Bros here can try!

Go buy some cheap Mask (lady's mask they use to apply on their face for beauty), my CO use to buy a lot of mask and I have plenty of balance at home.
Soak it in warm water for 5 minutes (with the packaging on), take out the mask, squeeze out a bit of the water (as some mask are too watery, but not all the water!) then with that warm wet and slimy mask, wrap it around your manhood and start your session!! Wet, slimy, sticky and warm, you'll never get as close to the real thing! If you want a "Fire and Ice" feeling, than soak two and put one in ice water and the other in hot!

Try it! You'll not regret it!

[ken_v2]

Haha, and you get the benefits of the mask on your little brother.

[diputs1269]

Originally Posted by ken_v2

Haha, and you get the benefits of the mask on your little brother.

So the little brother will end up very moist and tender.

[bigbrudder]

Originally Posted by ddog

get sotong cut it and stuck it in. Or get a chicken, cheap and never complain

Wah! Now I know how bird flu started.

[milkman87]

I got a masturbator.. feels almost as the real thing.. it's a Japanese brand.. with the vagina casting of a very famous JAV star.. I rate 5 stars out of 5.

[hokkienguy]

Originally Posted by milkman87

I got a masturbator.. feels almost as the real thing.. it's a Japanese brand.. with the vagina casting of a very famous JAV star.. I rate 5 stars out of 5.

expensive la...

[milkman87]

Originally Posted by hokkienguy

expensive la...

Hahaha.. true.. but everytime if horny, just whip it out and use.. or could invest on GL or FL but eventually those costs more.. haha

But nothing beats like the real thing of course.

[NRider]

Originally Posted by milkman87

I got a masturbator.. feels almost as the real thing.. it's a Japanese brand.. with the vagina casting of a very famous JAV star.. I rate 5 stars out of 5.

Hi bro, any pix to show ?