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a crazy post shared by a friend, seen in another website, hahaha.
a ugly duckling thinking that she is a swan? or worse, a crow hoping to become a phoenix? please feel free to comment or condemn.
---START hello averybody.... i have been complaining to my gf for quite some time about not being able to find a bf. so she told me to come here and find one. do you think i can find my bf over here? me? i am 156cm. 70kg. a bit bak bak. but i got srsly huge boobies. they are 36D. i like them being sucked. so you can suck for the whole night oso can! and from my ex-bfs, they all said that my pussy sibei tight. so what kind of guy am i looking for? tall enough to help me put my cabin baggage into the overhead bins - so about 180cm? shorter a bit also can lah. fit enough to doggy me. hopefully got abs so that i can molest all day and night....so cannot flabby flabby lah. i fat, he cannot fat. otherwise we both fat fat, bouncing off each other.... hopefully got car to drive me around.... we can go desaru, malacca, kl, etc. but must be leather seat! my skin sensitive to cheapskate canvas.... financially comfortable enough to bring me to exotic places like maldives, mauritius, etc so that we can take pics and show off on instagram.... the kkj must also have stamina - i like missionary and doggy. missionary best, just lie there do nothing. shiok! kkj size....cannot too small like my little finger lah. my ex-bfs have been about....5-6 inches? same length like my iphone 10 which my most recent ex-bf got for me for my bday.... it would be nice if he could remember our anniversaries and shower me with tiny gifts once in a while.... i like being pampered lah. i prefer chinese kkj. indian kkj got smell one. malay kkj too halal. chinese kkj best. so those fat, smelly uncles, please dont even try your luck with me.... those with super small kkj, also please forget it. those without car can forget it also, sorry.... thank you for reading *update* for cars, i prefer audi....or lexus being the very basic. benz a bit old but okae lah i cannot complain too much. and i don't like going to hawker centers for makan. so hot, i will sweat alot.....eeyer. and my nose sibei sensitive one, so if you use cheapskate perfume like adidas or polo....i will dump you. and then when we get married, i want holiday in santorini....then i want a sibei posh condo for myself, so my man hafta be rich enough to give me that. :* ---END |
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Re: a crazy post shared by a friend, seen in another website, hahaha.
now i know why close to half of local ladies are still left on the shelf at 35 years old. they should pee into a bowl and look at their oen reflections before exerting their crazy demands.
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Re: a crazy post shared by a friend, seen in another website, hahaha.
True that, no need to give two hoots to such ladies. Likewise for us men, eat what you can digest
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Re: a crazy post shared by a friend, seen in another website, hahaha.
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maybe her aim is not just that posh condo dor herself but much more of his assets or a crazily high alimony if divorce after several years. we all know singapore recognize woman's charter, so men of high social status better watch out for gold-digger women. maybe she aims to live like socialite jamie chua. trouble is, jamie chua more like 170cm 56kg whereas this pig is 156cm 70kg. year of the pig is coming does not mean men suddenly like piggy fat women. |
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Re: a crazy post shared by a friend, seen in another website, hahaha.
Got pic to show???
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Re: a crazy post shared by a friend, seen in another website, hahaha.
she knows what she wants in a man
the thing is, does any man want her? |
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Re: a crazy post shared by a friend, seen in another website, hahaha.
Written by a guy, who was trying to be funny, is it?
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Re: a crazy post shared by a friend, seen in another website, hahaha.
Quote:
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Re: a crazy post shared by a friend, seen in another website, hahaha.
Nowadays mirror so expensive meh ?
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Re: a crazy post shared by a friend, seen in another website, hahaha.
Wonder what she high on?
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Re: a crazy post shared by a friend, seen in another website, hahaha.
perhaps i must ask which lousy website allow such a stupid post. the moderators of that website must be sleeping.
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Re: a crazy post shared by a friend, seen in another website, hahaha.
It was in undertable forum
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Re: a crazy post shared by a friend, seen in another website, hahaha.
This one not worth to even sugar it imo...
want drive good one, need give her 1 condo under her name? I find model better right |
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Re: a crazy post shared by a friend, seen in another website, hahaha.
U never know. She could get what she wants!
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Re: a crazy post shared by a friend, seen in another website, hahaha.
If only she can find one, but i doubt so...
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