The Legend of Ip Mun (parody)

[Rage24]

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Master Hung will challenge Ip in the oldest contest form - who can fuck the most prostitutes and cum the most times in them. Ip is surprised that this buibui fat fuck is supposedly the best fucker out of all the pimps. 

Two lines of hookers queued up on each side, Ip and Hung will each fuck one line. Just as Ip was about to take off his pants, Master Hung suddenly grabbed the first hooker in his line, fucked, and came in her within 10 seconds! 

"Don't worry. This one doesn't count. Just a warm up." said Hung.

Ip Mun knows he cannot play already as he rolls up his sleeves.

The pimp chairman starts lighting a joss stick, and yelled FUCK! The two masters began fucking the whores like no tomorrow. Ip took a strong lead, finishing off 5 prostitutes quickly, but Hung always manages to catch up and surge in front. The hookers all moaned like nobody's business as they go to the chairman after being fucked to inspect whether there is cum in their pussy...indeed, all of them were given creampies. Ip noticed Hung's Breast Grabbing Hands were very effective at arousing the whores, and followed up with his own Wang Chun Speed Nipple Twist.



They exchanged leads several times until in the end, the joss stick burned out. The master pimps each fucked FORTY TWO whores! A tie!

Unbeknownst to Ip, Master Hung already heh heh chuan due to asthma and would not have been able to go on much longer, due in part to being a fat fuck. But he conceals his breathlessness and congratulated Ip.

"Well done, Master Ip. The local hooker scene welcomes you."

Ip gives his thanks and went on his way, very impressed. Master Hung could well be the best fucker he's ever met.

Business was good and life was peaceful for a while. But alas, it did not last. JIN, a chao botak still serving NS, is sex starved after serving his two work confinement, and after booking out immediately started going around brothels fucking prostitutes so ferociously until they had to take MC for a few days, putting them out of business. He was still incredibly sex starved after wrecking five brothels, and vented to his friends at McDonald's.


Jin, with his NS friends, went to brothel after brothel during book out.

"Kanina. I thought Geylang got how good. In the end none of the hookers can tahan me! Useless lah!" he yelled.

The McDonald's cleaning uncle hears him, annoyed, and retorts. "Why don't you find the best pimp in Keong Saik road first then talk rubbish!"

"Who is the best pimp in Keong Saik road?"

"Of course Ip Mun lah! If not me ar?"


The angry cleaner at McDonald's.

The angry cleaner swept away his packet of fries which were only half eaten to teach him a lesson. Jin decides he will complain to McDonald's management. But first, time to find this Master Ip Mun. 

[JordonSpeith]

Very good story bro, cheers!

[MPLover]

nice story TS! please share more updates soon.

[VRossi1980]

great story, waiting here for more juicy updates.

[yesmamaka]

Waiting for more updates

[themajestic]

Cool story and pls post more.

[horizonferry]

Pls share more updates.

[Amigoni89]

The latest one i recognise i think is Yuma Asami, good actress.lol

[tab5]

This is great story and thanks.

[Republicunt]

Nice story and support here.

[AUSPA]

Good stuff, staying here for more!

[meijipcc]

great story, enjoy reading it. look forward to your next update TS.

[pawnship]

Very nice story, hoping to read more updates !!

[Orange22]

Looking forward to more updates

[NastyThaiboy]

I really like this story!     

setting up my tent here for more updates.