The Only Living Boy In The World (comedy, harem)

[Rage24]

Shufen's shyness started to make Jamie embarassed as well, even though he had just been naked around another total stranger. Rebecca teases them both.

"So cute! She's getting red faced from seeing your kukubird!"

"No I'm not...ma'am!" Lt Ng said with a sharp reply. But it only makes her more embarassed. Rebecca, mischievous as ever, decides to tease her more.

"Help him with his clothes, Ng. He's still frail from a 100 year coma." she ordered, as she put on her new set of uniform.

A general's order is a general's order. And she had just claimed to not be embarassed. "Yes ma'am." was her response, as she grabbed a pair of briefs, went down on one knee, and stretched it out.

"Put your hands on my shoulders and step into the briefs, sir." she instructed. Jamie had no time to process anything but just went along with it. As he steps through the holes, Shufen pulls up the briefs, but can't go all the way...because his erect cock can't fit in! Jamie is super embarassed.


Shufen appears uncomfortable around Jamie

"Wah lau brother dun make me paiseh in front of such a cute girl leh!" Jamie thought to his own penis. Shufen's face is beaming red as well as she tried to fit his cock into the briefs, continuously pulling it up and over. She finally manages it after a whole ten minutes. By then, Rebecca had been fully dressed and is just watching the show.

"You guys take your time! Shufen, take him to have an early dinner after this. Then take him to the lobby for the transport to take us to the Istana." Rebecca instructed, and left.

Shufen helps Jamie with the rest of his clothes without saying a word. He doesn't know what to say either...she's beautiful, smells nice, although not very gentle. She even helps him with his socks and shoes, and Jamie is now clad in a suit and tie.

"Come, follow me. We go have dinner." she says, as she grabbed his hand and left the bathroom. Jamie's heart is thumping...it's like they're going on a date. Her hand is so small and smooth, he's worried he would hurt her if he grabbed even a bit too hard.

They sat down in a secluded room and she brought him the specified meal by the hospital. To Jamie's surprise, before he could even touch the utensils, Shufen picks it up and gets ready to feed him.

"What are you trying to do? I am ordered to take care of you." she reprimanded.

"I...sorry! It's just...I can eat by myself."

"That's not up to you to decide, so don't get me in trouble ok?"

She grabs a spoonful of soup, gently blew it cooler, then brings it to his mouth. His heart raced again. He had just sucked on a hot doctor's tit, fucked the prime minister and showered with a four star general, but none of them felt as intimate as this! Shufen's actions were so caring.

"Oi drink leh." she tells Jamie, and he snaps out of his confusion. Even though she may be kinda fierce, her GFE totally mesmerized him. What he doesn't know is that she's nervous as hell interacting with a boy for the first time in her life, but is playing it cool...still thinking about his erect penis.

Once he's done eating, she again grabbed his hand and took him to the lobby, where General Wong is waiting in a limo. As he gets in, Shufen closes the door and salutes Wong.

"Hey wait, she's not coming with us?" Jamie exclaims, anxious that his new crush is about to leave him.

"Of course not, this is a event for world leaders. Why, you like her ar?" Rebecca teased with a grin.


Lt Ng salutes the limo as Jamie leaves for the Istana with General Wong.

Jamie is too shy to give a response and the general chuckled, assuring him he will meet her again. The limo then leaves the hospital, flanked by 16 other military vehicles...and leaves for the Istana on the road. He is hugely disappointed that even after 100 years we still don't have flying cars, due to the lack of engineers as men went extinct.

They arrive at the Istana to huge fanfare as media from all around the world came to cover the event. Jamie felt like the biggest rock star who ever lived and there were even gunshots fired in the air as the reporters fought to get a glimpse of him. General Wong comforted him by rubbing his thighs. "Relax, I won't let them bother you." It did manage to sooth him down.

The journalists are left outside as the limo enters the Istana. They exit the limo and make their way to the grand hall.

"So every world leader is going to be there?" Jamie asked anxiously.

"Well the major players." Wong responds. "US president, China Premier, British Prime Minister etc etc."

"China Premier, not President?"

"Oh, President Xi is now in cryogenic sleep and wakes up every 10 years."

That guy is still president after a century!

"And our president? Who is that, by the way?" he follows up.

"Huh, that president, jiak liao bee...PM told her not to show her face."

They arrive at a huge door with two ladies guarding.

"You ready?" Reb asked. As though he has a choice.

The door opens up and on a massive rectangular table, seated the most powerful women in the world. US president Nicole Aniston, Chinese Premier Liu Yan and British PM Hayley Carter were all present as mentioned. They all go dead silent at his presence.


From left: US President Nicole Aniston, British PM Hayley Carter and Chinese Premier Liu Yan


From left: South Korean President Sung Ji Hyo, Japanese PM Yumi Asama and Taiwanese President Michelle Chan.

"Ladies!" announced PM Lee, seated closest to the door. "Allow me to introduce Jamie, the last boy on earth!" 

[Umtiti]

Camping for more updates to this nice story!

[Cash8877]

nice story, keep on sharing the updates TS.

[Sexfory0u]

Nice share TS, hope to read more

[Rage24]

All the leaders just started at him for a while before the US president, straight to the point, immediately made a demand.


US President Nicole Aniston

"I demand he be brought back to Washington immediately! We need to run extensive tests on his body!" yelled President Aniston.

"NO! He is of Chinese descent, and should rightfully belong to us, China!" Premier Liu responds.


Chinese Premier Liu Yan

"You with your poor human rights record? Please. He should come to the real China, the RoC!" was President Chan's retort.


Taiwan President Chan also wants in

They get into a shouting match like a hen house until PM Lee thumped her fist on the table.

"ENOUGH! He is a Singapore citizen and we will not be surrendering him to anyone else!" said PM Lee. Jamie was impressed that she was willing to offend so many world leaders to protect him. But they won't be so easily appeased.

"Let's make a deal then. Give us a sample." said the US president.

"Fine. I'll have him donate sperm samples and send it to you." replied PM Lee.

"No no no...how would I know if it's really from him? I need a sample straight from the tap, under my view." Aniston replies.

They get into another shouting match. It is finally decided that the two superpowers, USA and China, will have the priority to his semen, fresh off the tap. President Aniston and Premier Liu will engage in a threesome with Jamie. To thank the PM for being so protective of him, he agrees to the compromise. The remaining leaders will enter a waiting list to make arrangements for their lovemaking sessions.

The truth is, Jamie's semen samples are a distant second priority for these women. What they really want was their first taste of male human cock. With the US president holding his left hand and Chinese premier holding his right, the three of them were escorted by secret service from both camps, and entered Singapore's jiak liao bee president's bedroom in the Istana, with the room's owner nowhere to be seen.

Once the door is locked, to Jamie's shock, the two leaders started kissing each other. It turns out that their animosity is just for show, both countries enjoy a intimate, even sexual relationship. The world leaders won't fight each other but would let him choose and  started vying for his affection.

"Cmon boy. What greater honor is there than fucking the leader of the free world? I'll even let you do my asshole." was Aniston's proposal.

"Your chinese seed should go into my chinese vagina! Do your ancestors proud! They would be so happy to know you fucked the woman who leads all of China! I can do anal too!" countered Premier Liu.


The POTUS strips naked, waiting to get fucked


As does Premier Liu

Jamie is at a loss, so the women made his decisions for him. They undressed themselves, then undressed him, and they started frenching three way. They slowly moved their tongue down to his nipples, one on each, as he fingers the US president with his left hand, and the chinese premier with his right. They started to moan, and knelt down to lick his cock and balls. With zero experience on a real man's cock, Jamie had to instruct them how to make him feel better.

"Lick...below the tip...suck with more tongue action...arrrgh yes that's it..." he instructs, as he started teaching the world leaders how to suck his cock.

Jamie randomly decided the US president will get it first. He bends them both over a desk and positioned his cock at the entrance of President Aniston's vagina, while he fingers Premier Liu on his right. A bit unhappy that they are making use of him, he orders the president to sing the national anthem as he fucked her.

"Ooh say...UUUGGHH...can yoOOUU...SEE!!!"

She sings and is intermittently interrupted by his powerful thrusts, thanks to General Wong's massage. He fucked her for 10 minutes, then without skipping a beat, pulled out and slid it inside Premier Liu's pussy. She is also made to sing the Chinese national anthem while he fucks Liu and fingers Aniston. His cock never went soft.

After another 10 mins, they take the battle to the bed. Jamie toyed with their breasts for five minutes each, sucking, pinching and twisting, before he pinned the US president down. He is about to anal fuck the POTUS.

"Yes! Fuck her hard! For your fellow Chinese!" cheered Liu.

"Shuddup, you're next!" yelled Jamie, as he slides his cock inside Aniston one cm at a time. Took a full minute before he completed his entry.

"Oh yesss....arrrggghhh...fuck the POTUS in the ASSSS!!!" yelled the POTUS herself in encouragement.



Jamie sodomizes the President of the United States first...


...then the Chinese Premier.

Jamie started thrusting while his hands continue to toy with Liu's body, fingering her and fondling her tits, while they frenched. The presidents then swooped places and Premier Liu got anal fucked as promised. After one hour of battling, he finally cums inside the POTUS's asshole, and before his orgasm finished, he pulled out and stuck it inside Liu's rectum to deposit the remainder of his semen.

They cuddle for a bit after the act of war, with the two leaders on each of his side.

"Boy, you are truly something else. Are you sure you don't want to come to Washington with me? We can fuck every day and night." said Aniston.

Liu makes a similar proposal. "If you come to Beijing you could be next in line to be President yourself! We won't have to keep that fat old Xi alive anymore!"

"Ladies, I thank you for your invitation. But this is home, truly. Where I know I must be. Where my dreams wait for me, where the river always flows." he replies.

Liu and Aniston stare at each other, confused. 

[basfreak]

nice story TS, shall wait here for more installments of it.

[Informer]

this is a nice story, do keep the updates coming.

[Rage24]

Big thanks for support!
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Jamie wakes up the next morning to find himself alone on the bed. The two leaders have gone, but they left their lingerie as a parting gift for him, and a note demanding they do it again soon. He's still trying to take everything, having just woken up from a 100 year long slumber and then having to deal with one woman after another. Just as he was about to go wash up, he hears something coming out from the cabinet, and suddenly, a person rolls out of it!

"WALAU WTF! WHO ARE YOU!?" yelled Jamie in shock.

"Ow ow owwwwww...this...this is my room..." cried out the lady.

Jamie then looks at her face, and then sees a portrait hung in the room. He finally realized....she's the jiak liao bee president, Macy Tan!




The ditzy president of Singapore, often called "jiak liao bee"

"Madam President? Why are you hiding in there? Have you been there the whole night?" asked Jamie.

"Ummm...yeah...cuz PM tell me not to show face mah...but I also dunno where to go...so I just hid in my bedroom. I heard got people coming in so faster hide inside the drawer."

Jamie is a bit stunned by this air headed president, who doesn't even know the difference between a cabinet and a drawer. No wonder they call her jiak liao bee. But hey...she's really cute like that.

"So...you heard everything?" he follows up.

"Mm hmm. All that bing bong piang, very loud man." she replies, before staring at him for a long time. It is only then that Jamie realizes he is still naked, and the president is staring at his cock! He quickly gets back on the bed and grabs a pillow for cover.

"You...you are the guy they found in the fridge!" she exclaimed.

"Not fridge! A cryogenic chamber!" Jamie corrects her.

The president quickly gets up and pounce onto the bed.

"Let me play kukubird!" she yells in excitement. Holy hell, another one to deal with!

"Nonono madam president, we can't, it's inappropriate! Let me just put on my clothes and I'm out of here ok?"

Jamie tries to flee, but the president plants her entire body on him and hugs him tight.

"No! I won't let you go anywhere until you let me play your kukubird!"

Jamie knows there's no way out of it, and there's no way he's going to get violent with the president. He relents, and she tosses the pillow away, looking at his junk in close up.

"WOOOOOOWWWWW!" yelled the president, as Jamie is red with embarrassment. What a reaction from the prez!

With her small hands, she starts caressing his shaft, then his balls. Goddamn it, it is precisely because she is so curious that it becomes so arousing. She runs her hand over and over again, covering every cm of his dick. Then she starts stroking with one hand and massaged his balls with the other.

"Ugh...where...did you learn how to do that!?" Jamie asked.

"Japanese drama haha...from the early 2000s..."

So she's seen the porn videos from his time. And just like the porno, she instinctively moves up and starts frenching with him, as her hands pick up pace. The more their tongues wrapped around each other, the tighter her grip, and soon, he came ropes and ropes of semen all over her smooth hands. The president is pleasantly surprised, and licks his cum off her hands.

"Haha, funny taste!" she commented.

*pant pant* "ok madam president...I really...should leave now..."

"What? Don't go yet! I like you! You stay here for breakfast, I can get you any food you want!" the president yelled as she uses her semen stained hands to grab his arm. Jamie realizes his stomach really is growling, and seeing how cute the prez is, he agrees to stay.

[bigthree]

Very funny.. Very unique..

[5ay5]

Jiak liao bee president going to bring halal food?

[MPLover]

really like your story ts! hoping for more updates.

[Rage24]

Thanks for support, really got lots of juice to keep this story going haha
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Jamie is given the president's bath robe to wear and is stunned as the president ordered dish after dish into the bedroom, from oriental to french cuisine, wheeled in by more beautiful women in maid outfits. All of them were star struck at his presence and had to be shooed away by the president. There's a couple of favourites from previous presidents, including roti prata, kfc and nasi lemak.

"Madam president, you order so much can finish ar?" he asked.

"CAN!" replied the prez.

"Kanina, this woman is literally one jiak liao bee!" Jamie thought to himself. But it was still a bigger feast than anything he'd ever seen in his life, and having not eaten these dishes in 100 years, he dug in like mad. As they ate, Jamie decides to ask her about her position.

"Madam, are you not the most powerful figure in the country? Why do you let the PM walk all over you?" he asks.


President Macy Tan, more commonly referred to as jiak liao bee, is terrified of the PM.

"Because she vely fierce mah! I saw her slap someone in a meeting once, vely scary!" said the wide eyed prez. "She also quite poor thing sometimes...nobody likes her. One time she give speech halfway peng san, they let her lie there for 10 minutes before helping her!"

"Seriously? Still, you need to stand up to her if you feel she's not acting in the interests of everyone. You're the only person who can do that!"

"Hmm...hmm...ok! As long as you become my boyfriend then I not scared of her!"

"What!? Uhhh..."

Before he could give an answer, the president wrapped her arms around him again affectionately.

"Boyfriend!" she yelled. "Gosh, she is really cute, I think I can't run away from this one!" Jamie thought to himself.


The prez's expressive and child-like mannerisms

"But...you know...it is my duty to be with other girls as well right? Are you ok with that?" he asks.

"Hmm. Hmm. Hmmmmmmmm...well, as long as I am your number one, anything you want!"

"OMG. Song lah! The president allows me to fuck around. Maybe she could do me some other favors?" Jamie thought.

"You know, madam..."

"Call me girlfriend now. Wait, no, call me Bee Bee!"

"You know, Bee Bee...I'm getting sick of having the PM plan everything for me. She makes me have sex with herself, which is awesome, but it devalues me as a man! Although very shiok! Then she gets a hot general to bath me! So degrading! Although bloody shiok! Then she arranges for me to have sex with these sexy as hell world leaders! It's so disrespectful! Still, sibei song, but I want to be more than that!

Although everything damn shiok!"

The president looks at him wide eyed, then holds his hand.

"Tell me, boyfriend, what do you want to be then!?"

"I want to go back to school!"

"OK! I will personally see to it that you get enrolled into the best school! RGS!" 

[Steventan]

One of the best & hilarious read; I’ve come across.
Please continue, wish I can up you again.

[thisisme]

I think u shld also ask for secret service protection
Awesome writeup. Keep it coming.

[Rage24]

Thanks again for support! Bro Steventan that was really high praise, really made my day, appreciate it
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President Bee grabs Jamie's hand, with him still in her bathrobe, to see the Minister of Education. There's no convincing her to slow down as she is absolutely bent on getting him into RGS immediately.

They reach the minister's office, and walk in without knocking.

"Minister Liew! I want you to register my boyfriend into RGS immediate!" ordered the prez. The minister, predictably, is yet another beauty, again looks too young for the job, and Jamie braces himself for her sexual advances.

"Madam President! And oh...wow...its the boy...hello there." said the minister while checking out Jamie's bulge with a huge smile. The prez senses it and quickly pulls Jamie behind her.

"Don't cheekopek, Minister Liew! Do it now!"

"But Madam...I am Minister Pong! Minister Liew is two floors down. And besides, she is no longer Minister for Education anymore. That's Minister Choo. And she is already preparing to take over Minister of Trade, so you should be looking for Minister Kong instead."


Minister Pong


Pong's hobbies include cosplaying

"WALAU you all make me very blur leh! So where am I supposed to go!?"


The president is confused as fuck

"You can wait for the high tea later at 4pm. Most of them will be there after their nap in the parliament."

The president drags Jamie away in a huff.

"Bee Bee, I told you already, no need to rush." said Jamie.

"But I cannot let that PM bully you anymore! You need to be in school!"

Speak of the devil, they run into PM Lee at the hallway, and President JLB instinctively cowers behind Jamie in fear.

PM Lee stands in their way

"Where do you think you are bringing him, Macy! I've been searching for him all morning! Tonight he has lovemaking sessions with the Korean, Japanese and Taiwanese leaders!"

"Kanina...foursome ar! How can tahan! Although sibei shiok!" Jamie thought to himself.

The president remembers Jamie's words to stand up to the PM, and fires back. "He is not a sex slave! He should be in school! So I want to send him to RGS!"

"He has far more important things to do than school! Do you realize how many countries we risk offending if he doesn't have sex with those leaders!?" the PM retaliates.

"Wait wait wait! We can come to a compromise!" yelled Minister Pong, who had rushed to the scene after hearing the quarrel. A crowd had begun to form around the shouting match between President and PM.

Pong elaborates. "We can have him come back to the Istana once a week to have sex with a world leader. The rest of the time he should be free to do whatever he wants. Less stress will help produce healthier sperm. Am I right to say that?"

The crowd of other ministers and MPs start murmuring in agreement. PM Lee can see the consensus is in agreement with Pong.

"All those who agree with me kee chiu! Lai!" yelled Pong. One by one, the crowd raised their hands in support. Lee knows she has lost this battle.

"Fine. But I demand to send my women to put him under constant surveillance, make sure he doesn't run away or try something funny." said the PM.

"Sounds reasonable! Those in the crowd who agree kee chiu!"

Again there is a majority of raised hands.

"Great! Now everyone is happy!" yelled the prez.

"Is everyone happy? Let's have a show of hands! Those of you happy one kee chiu!" asked Pong again, and the crowd starts throwing rubbish and banana skins at her. "KEE YOUR HEAD LAH EVERYTHING ALSO WANT TO KEE CHIU." they roared unanimously. 


Pong has a penchant for asking approval from the crowd, imploring people to "kee chiu", often overdoing it until it causes a violent reaction