The Legend of Ip Mun (parody)

[Slowpump]

This the alternate Ip Man 5 lol.

[Rage24]

Sensing trouble, Master Ip quickly shows himself.

"Hi, I am Ip Mun. Are you all here to apply for work or lesbians looking to taste some of my finest chickens too?"

"Don't rubbish with me. Who said you can open brothel here!?" the girl replied.

"I wasn't aware there was a need to ask for permission. I thought it was a free market."

"Free your head. Our Master Hung order you to come to the Hall of Pimps now. The other pimps will gather there to decide whether you are qualified."

Not wanting trouble, Ip acceded to their demands. He follows them to the Hall of Pimps and sees all the famous pimps from Desker Road to Geylang gathered there. He greets the pimps, before their leader, Master Hung, cuts him off.

"I'll get straight to the point. We will take turns to challenge you. If you win then we don't kajiao you anymore."

"As you say, Master Hung." said Ip.

The first contest is fingering. The famous Eagle Claw, Master Yim from Jalan Molek is first up. Ip and Yim stand by each other's side, while a prostitute is between them.

Master Yim does not waste time and quickly shows the prowess of his eagle claw technique. The girl started moaning within thirty seconds of fingering, and inside one minute, she squirted all over the floor. The fellow pimps clapped and cheered in admiration.

"NOW THAT'S HOW YOU FINGER A HOOKER! Well done Master Yim!" yelled the crowd.

They were all expecting Master Ip to lose against probably the best fingering expert in Singapore. Ip hears a lot of jeers and whistles, as he extends his index finger. Without warning, he slides it inside the hooker's vagina, and the moment he pulls out, the hooker squirts THREE TIMES as much and moaned many times louder! All with just one finger thrust! The crowd goes silent at Master Ip's amazing powers. Master Yim angrily returns to his seat, defeated.


The hooker squirts uncontrollably at Master Ip's fingering

The next challenger, Master Kee, is Singapore's best breast sucker. They will contest between who can suck the most breast milk out of a natural 42F cup prostitute. Kee picks the left breast, so Ip will take the right. The stopwatch starts and they both start sucking furiously. After 30 seconds, Kee spits out half a cup of milk to roaring applause, only to see Ip spit out an amount enough to fill two cups! The right breast had even shrunk as a result! Another local pimp loses yet again!

Now, the pimps diam diam. No one dares to challenge this outsider. Seeing the situation, Master Hung decides to challenge Ip himself to restore some local pride.


Master Hung ready to grab some breasts, his favorite

[SvampS]

Nice and cool, thanks for sharing

[Ilovegirlsss]

The squirting lady is sibei hot

[skyleg]

Another legend Master Hung also in this story!!

[KTVbuddy]

setting up my tent here for more of this story.

[TimeToLay]

Can any kind bros please tell me who that hot jap girl in the 1st page PLEASEEEEEEE

[SuchBowl]

Do keep your story coming!!

[Pinpongball]

Originally Posted by Rage24

Sensing trouble, Master Ip quickly shows himself.

"Hi, I am Ip Mun. Are you all here to apply for work or lesbians looking to taste some of my finest chickens too?"

"Don't rubbish with me. Who said you can open brothel here!?" the girl replied.

"I wasn't aware there was a need to ask for permission. I thought it was a free market."

"Free your head. Our Master Hung order you to come to the Hall of Pimps now. The other pimps will gather there to decide whether you are qualified."

Not wanting trouble, Ip acceded to their demands. He follows them to the Hall of Pimps and sees all the famous pimps from Desker Road to Geylang gathered there. He greets the pimps, before their leader, Master Hung, cuts him off.

"I'll get straight to the point. We will take turns to challenge you. If you win then we don't kajiao you anymore."

"As you say, Master Hung." said Ip.

The first contest is fingering. The famous Eagle Claw, Master Yim from Jalan Molek is first up. Ip and Yim stand by each other's side, while a prostitute is between them.

Master Yim does not waste time and quickly shows the prowess of his eagle claw technique. The girl started moaning within thirty seconds of fingering, and inside one minute, she squirted all over the floor. The fellow pimps clapped and cheered in admiration.

"NOW THAT'S HOW YOU FINGER A HOOKER! Well done Master Yim!" yelled the crowd.

They were all expecting Master Ip to lose against probably the best fingering expert in Singapore. Ip hears a lot of jeers and whistles, as he extends his index finger. Without warning, he slides it inside the hooker's vagina, and the moment he pulls out, the hooker squirts THREE TIMES as much and moaned many times louder! All with just one finger thrust! The crowd goes silent at Master Ip's amazing powers. Master Yim angrily returns to his seat, defeated.


The hooker squirts uncontrollably at Master Ip's fingering

The next challenger, Master Kee, is Singapore's best breast sucker. They will contest between who can suck the most breast milk out of a natural 42F cup prostitute. Kee picks the left breast, so Ip will take the right. The stopwatch starts and they both start sucking furiously. After 30 seconds, Kee spits out half a cup of milk to roaring applause, only to see Ip spit out an amount enough to fill two cups! The right breast had even shrunk as a result! Another local pimp loses yet again!

Now, the pimps diam diam. No one dares to challenge this outsider. Seeing the situation, Master Hung decides to challenge Ip himself to restore some local pride.


Master Hung ready to grab some breasts, his favorite

Thanks for sharing, upped you

[rivergame]

Very good very tok gong

Originally Posted by Rage24

Sensing trouble, Master Ip quickly shows himself.

"Hi, I am Ip Mun. Are you all here to apply for work or lesbians looking to taste some of my finest chickens too?"

"Don't rubbish with me. Who said you can open brothel here!?" the girl replied.

"I wasn't aware there was a need to ask for permission. I thought it was a free market."

"Free your head. Our Master Hung order you to come to the Hall of Pimps now. The other pimps will gather there to decide whether you are qualified."

Not wanting trouble, Ip acceded to their demands. He follows them to the Hall of Pimps and sees all the famous pimps from Desker Road to Geylang gathered there. He greets the pimps, before their leader, Master Hung, cuts him off.

"I'll get straight to the point. We will take turns to challenge you. If you win then we don't kajiao you anymore."

"As you say, Master Hung." said Ip.

The first contest is fingering. The famous Eagle Claw, Master Yim from Jalan Molek is first up. Ip and Yim stand by each other's side, while a prostitute is between them.

Master Yim does not waste time and quickly shows the prowess of his eagle claw technique. The girl started moaning within thirty seconds of fingering, and inside one minute, she squirted all over the floor. The fellow pimps clapped and cheered in admiration.

"NOW THAT'S HOW YOU FINGER A HOOKER! Well done Master Yim!" yelled the crowd.

They were all expecting Master Ip to lose against probably the best fingering expert in Singapore. Ip hears a lot of jeers and whistles, as he extends his index finger. Without warning, he slides it inside the hooker's vagina, and the moment he pulls out, the hooker squirts THREE TIMES as much and moaned many times louder! All with just one finger thrust! The crowd goes silent at Master Ip's amazing powers. Master Yim angrily returns to his seat, defeated.


The hooker squirts uncontrollably at Master Ip's fingering

The next challenger, Master Kee, is Singapore's best breast sucker. They will contest between who can suck the most breast milk out of a natural 42F cup prostitute. Kee picks the left breast, so Ip will take the right. The stopwatch starts and they both start sucking furiously. After 30 seconds, Kee spits out half a cup of milk to roaring applause, only to see Ip spit out an amount enough to fill two cups! The right breast had even shrunk as a result! Another local pimp loses yet again!

Now, the pimps diam diam. No one dares to challenge this outsider. Seeing the situation, Master Hung decides to challenge Ip himself to restore some local pride.


Master Hung ready to grab some breasts, his favorite

[Ergocomics]

Really a nice story to read, please keep going TS!

[rey69]

This Ip Mun 小说 fucking hilarious.
Kudos to TS for his imagination.

[JJMagic]

love this story! sure hoping there will be much more.

[Steventan]

Wish can up again. Vote your thread instead
Sexciting thread.

[Informer]

really nice story TS, more updates soon please.