Fuck it. Putting myself out there again.

[jabwemet]

Originally Posted by peanodood1337

But hey thanks for the suggestion. I'll file it under KIV for when I'm in my 50s, fat, balding and still alone.

No problems! Twas just a humble suggestion!
I have been 50s fat, balding and alone since 2002!!

[vivianward]

Originally Posted by masterwanker

Did you manage to meet up with him ?

Haha we are friends in real life! Hence I am able to vouch for him

[bail1234]

Originally Posted by peanodood1337

Hi guys. As you may know, I've made a "Looking for Bros" thread a few months back to widen my social circle after my recent divorce.

https://sbf.net.nz/showthread.php?t=684710&highlight=

Well it was relatively successful, and I've met 5 nice guys/girls that I consider friends today. (1 was more of a friendly acquaintance cos we didn't have time to meet up, but you get the point).

Now all that is well and good, but I guess I'm seeking female companionship at this point. Been in the sexless doghouse for too darned long while my ex-wife and I were going through the breakup. Which totally sucks.

I'm Chinese, 1.82m 74kg, average build, 15% body fat, mid-30s and DDF (did a comprehensive STD test before I hooked up with my ex, have been faithful the entire time even as our marriage was crumbling).

@cuntworth @masterwanker - Before you "got pic" me, I'll up the ante and give you videos:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC38...HwNggpZpBBsUw?

As you can discern from my uploads, I'm no beefcake. To borrow a phrase from someone else - you can prolly describe me as a "pre-serum Steve Rogers". So ladies who like them muscle bros - please swipe left. Ain't nothing here for you. Sorry.

To the remaining ladies (if there are any of you left at all ), I'm in the market for wining and dining. Movie dates. Netflix and chill etc. I can host - staying alone with my doggie. (NO cuntworth - No "got dog pic" from you - my dog isn't looking for a companion LOL). Also, if you are training for the Stand Chart 2018 Full Marathon, you got yourself a running buddy here.

So what am I looking for? Ladies of every creed and every race (has its own and has its place!). I'm a sucker for pretty faces. Everything else is negotiable. Old, young, tall, short, skinny, curvy, "if you wanna be my baby doesn't matter if you're black or white". I draw the line at obesity though. Sorry

Gentlemen, if you are in need of a Bro, feel free to hit me up too. The link to my "bro thread" is above. Do lemme know if you need a friend.

Hope to hear from you. Regardless, I'll like to wish you the very best in life

(That is if you're not an asshole. Assholes can go fuck themselves.)

Nice Introduction. All the best bro.

[ExBro]

Originally Posted by peanodood1337

Any other millennials out there who doesn't mind a verbose dude and wants to roleplay "English Teacher Gives Naughty Schoolgirl Detention" do lemme know

I jest. I can't act, let alone roleplay

(Which is what a good actor would say... #mindfuck)



Thanks for the template in the first place. The idea is a good one. Too many zero-effort threads out there clogging up the place, which makes this forum look bad. Which in turn chases away any prospects, screwing up other bros who actually put in effort.

For an example of dudes who put in effort, the latest two awesome offers out there that I have noticed recently (if those guys are legit) are:

https://sbf.net.nz/showthread.php?t=549005

Exbro, who is looking for a SYT to accompany him to Europe.

And

https://sbf.net.nz/showthread.php?t=696496

Xerohero, who is offering personal training to both bros and sis.

I give credit where it is due

Fwahhhh!

Damn flattered by TS here whose England is head and shoulders above and managed to befriend pretty Sis like Vivianward and Prettymannequin,

I’m not as eloquent nor own washboard abs like Xerohero, but guess I hold my own, having a history / story to keep the conversation going & interesting.

Perhaps w some flair in stage performance, coupled with a little 特异功能…… no babe magnet but definitely will hear things like “most interesting personality I’ve ever met”

Click on my threads below for your reading pleasure.

Tho I haven’t met the man (TS) in real life. I would be keen to get to know... do gimme a holler if u are in town during the day and got an hour or 2 to kill

Maybe I can host at a gym near MBS where Bro Xerohero can conduct a gym session and TS can give a class on creative writing

While I can conduct a quick lesson on how I let my fingers do the talking, by giving a neck and shoulder massage lesson in the jacuzzi.

Need 3 sporting sis to join in. Jacuzzi sits 3 couples comfortable and can squeeze 4th if the guys were standing while doing the massage.

I’m sure it will be a very interesting way to spend a Sat afternoon. What do u say guys and gals?

Sarpok this thread!

[prettymannequin]

Originally Posted by ExBro

I’m sure it will be a very interesting way to spend a Sat afternoon. What do u say guys and gals?

I say organise it and update everyone here!!!

[Cuntworth]

Originally Posted by prettymannequin

I say organise it and update everyone here!!!

Will there be food???

[prettymannequin]

Originally Posted by Cuntworth

Will there be food???

If I bring pizza will you bring beer? Maybe share some popcorn with all the others here for the show?

[vivianward]

Hehe if I wasn't a SB I will not mind meeting up but I prefer not to disclose my identity

Am happy to sponsor food for the gathering though!

[peanodood1337]

Originally Posted by ExBro

Fwahhhh!

Damn flattered by TS here whose England is head and shoulders above and managed to befriend pretty Sis like Vivianward and Prettymannequin,

I’m not as eloquent nor own washboard abs like Xerohero, but guess I hold my own, having a history / story to keep the conversation going & interesting.

Perhaps w some flair in stage performance, coupled with a little 特异功能…… no babe magnet but definitely will hear things like “most interesting personality I’ve ever met”

Click on my threads below for your reading pleasure.

Tho I haven’t met the man (TS) in real life. I would be keen to get to know... do gimme a holler if u are in town during the day and got an hour or 2 to kill

Maybe I can host at a gym near MBS where Bro Xerohero can conduct a gym session and TS can give a class on creative writing

While I can conduct a quick lesson on how I let my fingers do the talking, by giving a neck and shoulder massage lesson in the jacuzzi.

Need 3 sporting sis to join in. Jacuzzi sits 3 couples comfortable and can squeeze 4th if the guys were standing while doing the massage.

I’m sure it will be a very interesting way to spend a Sat afternoon. What do u say guys and gals?

Sarpok this thread!

Thanks for the bump and support. I'm just calling a spade a spade. You're offering a rather elaborate tour of Europe. Its a solid deal. And imagine, after a day of touring interesting/romantic sites, she gets a nice, sensual massage back in the hotel. Once again - no homo - but if I were a girl, I'll totally go for that muahahaha

Yea sure you can shoot me a PM any time if you need a bro. While my schedule is slowly filling up, I'm always happy to meet new cool folks whenever I have the time to spare (:

And sorry bro, you gotta count me out for the 3-in-1 package. I'm no guru. Just another dude trying to get back out there, using all the channels at his disposal

.
.
.

To the others who're showing their support here or via PMs, thank you for your kind words. Wish you guys a great week ahead

[peanodood1337]

Originally Posted by prettymannequin

I say organise it and update everyone here!!!

Jokes aside, I'm trying to organize a gaming session. So far, only two people that I've known from here recently have seen my 狗窩. I'm scheduled to meet another bro that I've been chatting for some time - if he passes the screening, that's another one. With enough people, we can play this:

https://www.fantasyflightgames.com/e...dritch-horror/

Negative ninnys who have been telling me that "this is the wrong place to look for friends" can go suck it

Lemme know if you're keen

Originally Posted by Cuntworth

Will there be food???

Cutiebaby has been trying to ask you out for YEARS on her thread. I think you will "fly aeroplane" even if we organize LOL

Go meet her first! Then we'll talk

Originally Posted by vivianward

Hehe if I wasn't a SB I will not mind meeting up but I prefer not to disclose my identity

Am happy to sponsor food for the gathering though!

We still have a trilogy to complete

[curiouscatagain]

Originally Posted by peanodood1337

Hi guys. As you may know, I've made a "Looking for Bros" thread a few months back to widen my social circle after my recent divorce.

https://sbf.net.nz/showthread.php?t=684710&highlight=

Well it was relatively successful, and I've met 5 nice guys/girls that I consider friends today. (1 was more of a friendly acquaintance cos we didn't have time to meet up, but you get the point).

Now all that is well and good, but I guess I'm seeking female companionship at this point. Been in the sexless doghouse for too darned long while my ex-wife and I were going through the breakup. Which totally sucks.

I'm Chinese, 1.82m 74kg, average build, 15% body fat, mid-30s and DDF (did a comprehensive STD test before I hooked up with my ex, have been faithful the entire time even as our marriage was crumbling).

@cuntworth @masterwanker - Before you "got pic" me, I'll up the ante and give you videos:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC38...HwNggpZpBBsUw?

As you can discern from my uploads, I'm no beefcake. To borrow a phrase from someone else - you can prolly describe me as a "pre-serum Steve Rogers". So ladies who like them muscle bros - please swipe left. Ain't nothing here for you. Sorry.

To the remaining ladies (if there are any of you left at all ), I'm in the market for wining and dining. Movie dates. Netflix and chill etc. I can host - staying alone with my doggie. (NO cuntworth - No "got dog pic" from you - my dog isn't looking for a companion LOL). Also, if you are training for the Stand Chart 2018 Full Marathon, you got yourself a running buddy here.

So what am I looking for? Ladies of every creed and every race (has its own and has its place!). I'm a sucker for pretty faces. Everything else is negotiable. Old, young, tall, short, skinny, curvy, "if you wanna be my baby doesn't matter if you're black or white". I draw the line at obesity though. Sorry

Gentlemen, if you are in need of a Bro, feel free to hit me up too. The link to my "bro thread" is above. Do lemme know if you need a friend.

Hope to hear from you. Regardless, I'll like to wish you the very best in life

(That is if you're not an asshole. Assholes can go fuck themselves.)

Good luck to TS..!
I hope he finds what he is looking for
I know it is hard to get over and move on from a heartbreaking divorce.
That years of feeling someone wake up with you everyday in the morning is not something easy to be forgotten.
Loneliness indeed will make someone's feel stressful sometimes, I am sure TS will overcome such "dark" period of his life and move on

PS> I am married and I own 3 dogs

[Iryiris]

Glad to see u moving on now. Not too sure it this the right platform for u to find 'the one' (or just a companion that's all?). Nevertheless, still wish u all the best dude

[prettymannequin]

Originally Posted by peanodood1337

Lemme know if you're keen

Down for it. Update me!

[hi2u]

Wa bro, support you by upping your points. Glad that all the drama is over and life is back to normal I guess?
Yea sexless life sucks. As much life isn't just about sex, without it, still, the sexual frustration is omg...

As for gaming, come fortnite leh hahaha!

[ExBro]

Originally Posted by peanodood1337

Jokes aside, I'm trying to organize a gaming session. So far, only two people that I've known from here recently have seen my 狗窩. I'm scheduled to meet another bro that I've been chatting for some time - if he passes the screening, that's another one. With enough people, we can play this:

https://www.fantasyflightgames.com/e...dritch-horror/

Negative ninnys who have been telling me that "this is the wrong place to look for friends" can go suck it

Lemme know if you're keen



Cutiebaby has been trying to ask you out for YEARS on her thread. I think you will "fly aeroplane" even if we organize LOL

Go meet her first! Then we'll talk



We still have a trilogy to complete

Non gamer but open to watch and meet cool folks. Meetup for kopi to see if u wanna incl me? Lol